Home Interesting 15 Things Teachers Say VS. What They Really Mean Interesting Dec 11, 2014 View 15 Things Teachers Say VS. What They Really Mean. “I do it for the money” - no teacher ever. “T.G.I.F.!” cardsagainsthumanity.com What they really mean: “OH GOD, I still have so much work to do before Monday morning.” cardsagainsthumanity.com “I hope you’re all excited for the dance tonight.” cardsagainsthumanity.com What they really mean: “You better be excited because I am forced to chaperone instead of getting to watch Netflix.” cardsagainsthumanity.com “This paper is so creative!” sheepfilms.tumblr.com What they really mean: “I’ve heard this same idea for the past five years.” cardsagainsthumanity.com “This will be easy, you learned it last year.” cardsagainsthumanity.com What they really mean: “Great, I’m going to have to teach this year’s material as well as last year’s.” cardsagainsthumanity.com “I’m excited to meet your families at the parent-teacher conference tonight.” yungalmondmilk.tumblr.com What they really mean: “I have to think of nicer ways to say ‘annoying’ and ‘loud.'” cardsagainsthumanity.com “Today we’re going to watch an educational film.” dailypicksandflicks.com What they really mean: “I honestly cannot handle speaking today.” cardsagainsthumanity.com “Have a great summer!” cardsagainsthumanity.com Sorry (not sorry) to the teacher who gets you next year.” cardsagainsthumanity.com “I’ve decided to postpone the test so you have more time to prepare.” bunnyfood.tumblr.com What they really mean: “I have zero time to grade tonight.” cardsagainsthumanity.com “We’re having a pop quiz today!” niknak79.tumblr.com What they really mean: “We’ll see who was really paying attention and who was texting.” cardsagainsthumanity.com “I’m feeling a little under the weather today.” bunnyfood.tumblr.com What’s sleep?” cardsagainsthumanity.com “Your child has quite the sense of humor.” cardsagainsthumanity.com What they really mean: “Your kid is constantly interrupting my class with his ‘jokes.'” cardsagainsthumanity.com “Your grades don’t define you.” niknak79.tumblr.com What they really mean: “You’re not the brightest, but that’s okay - you’ve got a great personality.” cardsagainsthumanity.com “Sure, I’ll come in this weekend and help reorganize classrooms.” cardsagainsthumanity.com What they really mean: “I hate everything and everyone.” cardsagainsthumanity.com “There is no such thing as a stupid question.” lolgifs.net Don’t ask them.” tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com “No, you may not use the restroom right now.” cardsagainsthumanity.com What they really mean: “I know you’re just bored and want to screw around in the halls with your friends.” cardsagainsthumanity.com “I’ll wait until it’s quiet to continue.” cardsagainsthumanity.com What they really mean: “Talk all you want, I’m not the one who will be tested on this material.” theinternetsanimals.com “I’m really organized.” gifak-net.tumblr.com What they really mean: “I used to be organized… and then school started.” spottedchameleon.tumblr.com “I would never choose another career over teaching.” cardsagainsthumanity.com I’ll always love teaching.” reddit.com View more cool sports pictures and check out car photos. SIMILAR ARTICLES Sweet, Adorable and Cuddly Foxes May 16, 2015 10 Valentine’s Cards For The Science Nerd Feb 14, 2015 10 Last-Minute Printable Valentines Feb 13, 2015 25 Last-Minute Valentine’s Day Gifts Feb 13, 2015 Gravitational Waves: 5 Things You Didn’t Know Jan 1, 2015 14 Lies Disney Told Us About Romance Dec 25, 2014 Jaw-Dropping Yo-Yo Tricks Dec 22, 2014 Miami Roofers Make Mid-Blowing Discovery Dec 21, 2014 MOST INTERESTING Sweet, Adorable and Cuddly Foxes May 16, 2015 10 Valentine’s Cards For The Science Nerd Feb 14, 2015 10 Last-Minute Printable Valentines Feb 13, 2015 25 Last-Minute Valentine’s Day Gifts Feb 13, 2015 DAILY FAILS Work Shenanigans: Owned & Fails (32 Photos) Jul 25, 2014 More Of Darwin’s Exceptions (42 Photos) Nov 7, 2013 The Saddest Desk Lunches Ever (25 Photos) Nov 14, 2014 Darwin’s Exceptions (41 Photos) Dec 24, 2013 Work Shenanigans And Fails (30 Photos) Dec 26, 2013 Epic MLB Collisions (20 Photos) Jun 6, 2014 Forever Alone, C’est La Vie (40 Photos) Mar 4, 2014 Let’s Party More (34 Fails) Dec 10, 2013 MORE EXCITING POSTS The Coolest Restaurant Names Ever May 26, 2015 WATCH: Making a Movie So Bad It’s Good (Funny Video) May 18, 2015 That’ll Buff Out (41 Photos) May 8, 2015 Work Shenanigans: Fails & Funny (35 Photos) May 7, 2015 EXCITING STUFF ON THE WEB Major Photobombs and Awesomness Apr 29, 2014 The Sexiest Photos Of Melanie Iglesias Apr 29, 2014 Mad Funny Images. Guys Caught Starring Apr 28, 2014 GIFs To Destroy Any Chance Of You Getting Work Done Dec 1, 2013 The Sexiest Photos Of Alana Blanchard Dec 1, 2013 Awesome GIFs You Need To See Nov 4, 2013 Crazy Sports Car Wrecks (38 Photos) Nov 3, 2013